Wednesday, November 3, 2010

REPORT: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED









NORTH BETHESDA, MD - 

LATE BREAKING BULLETIN: RED FOX IN "LAST THROES" OF INJURY... SITUATION IMPROVING DAILY... EXPECTS TO RESUME NORMAL TRAINING THIS MONTH...TO ANNOUNCE END OF WAR WITHIN A WEEK IF NOT DAYS... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

DEVELOPING...

7 comments:

Towpath said...

RF, I hate to be the english language usage police, but this is the 2nd post in which you've used "throws" when you mean "throes."

throe
n.
1. A severe pang or spasm of pain, as in childbirth. See Synonyms at pain.
2. throes A condition of agonizing struggle or trouble: a country in the throes of economic collapse.

KLIM said...

Thanks. No, I prefer that these things be pointed out. I am sure, by posting so often, I make many mistakes. I blame me ignorance on growin' up in the backwoods...of Cape Cod.

Snizow said...

Ease off, Toepath.

Chika said...

Welcome back!

KLIM said...

Thanks Chika. BTW, where the hell have you been? Every time I knock in your door, two dudes come out. I need to borrow some coffee cream! Come quick!

Chika said...

Towpath would probably like to correct "in your door" to "on your door". Or not. I'm just guessing.

I had a sex change. And talked Komal into doing the same.

1119 seems to have disappaeared from my 11th floor. I am forced to drink alone and avoid feeling like an alcoholic.

KLIM said...

I entertain milions of people on a daily basis with my humorus ramblings ... so any mystakes shuld be pardoned.